Fern Ticket

What is Fern Ticket?


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–noun: Used by couples to go in to the ferns for sexual activities.

After a enjoyable walk in the countryside, Stuart and Fran decided to use their Fern Ticket to round off a great day.

See countryside, sex, outdoors, shag


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