Ferret Shock

What is Ferret Shock?

Being overwhelmed by an abundance of choices, or stimuli in general.

Refers to the mental state of a ferret in a chicken coop, unable to choose a single bird among the panicked flock to attack.

Sally went into ferret shock when her favorite bling shop had a fire sale.

Johnny forgot to take his ADD meds, so he was totally ferret shocked at the carnival.

See confusion, attention span

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