What is Fetal?
1.
the desired position or 'space' a person withdraws into when life and all its trials gets a little tough - yearning to retun to the womb imagery.
also a term used when noticing the pixie-like facial features that match the effects of fetal-alcohol syndrome -mother drinking when child was in-utero.
Q:"hey you seen justin lately?"
A:"yeah hes been all fetal since his girl left"
or
"who the fuck is that fetal dude on our couch watching my DVD's?"
Def B:
"bro i met your cousin last week, she looked pretty fetal - is there a history of heavy drinking in your family?"
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2.
Something that is on the brink, ready to emerge/take-off. Pre-birth and/or ready for mass consumption. Birth = opposite of "ghosted".
Kyle: "Dude, I like that idea. It has a lot of promise" Clif: "Ya man, I it's totally FETAL."
3.
adj. Describes an awkward person or situation...the state of wishing to return to the womb due to excessive embarrassment/stupidity
Whoa...that was fetal, man.