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A crinkly old slutty woman who appears to have trouble figuring out where her vagina is under all her wrinkles.
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Taking gas and beer money from your girlfriend so you can drink and drive to another bitch's house because you can't stand you..
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Erect, hard nipples. See also: Crunchy Frogs
Damn her nipples are so hard, they could cut diamonds..