What is Fidge?
1.
Fidging is the taking of free samples of fudge on a regular basis with no intention of buying.
"I'm off fidging later from the Fudge Kitchen"
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2.
The nickname of a person who wiggles their toes...moves their feet... twiddles their thumbs...and basically cant sit still :) oh..and hates their feet tickled.
"even in her sleep she would fidge"
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The sludge that occurs when one farts and gets blowback in the upper part of the crack.
"Dude you gotta do something, earlier when we were on the court and you charged that lane some of your fidge got on my jersey..."
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4.
to procure by way of deception
Girl #1: Johnny is so cool. Last night he took me to this totally A List party full of celebrities!
Girl #2: C'mon already - buy a vowel if you're clueless. He's probably their dogwalker. He fidged the invite, stupid.