Fif Edit Meaning

1.

Fif: means to plead the fifth amendment; to not tell something to someone else because of whatever circumstances.

In the superlative, fif can be written as "fizzif"

Example 1: Rick: "Tell me what happened last night with that hot chick!'

James: "fif"

Example 2: "I plead the fif!"

Example 3: "I can tell you that I plead the fizzif"

See Charlie Murphy

2.

The Fifth Amendment.

Uh, I plead the FiF.

3.

In French (Eastern Canada), a " fif " is someone who's homosexual or acting like it.

Le féminin de "fif" est "five"

Sti qu'té fif !!!

Té five mon homme !!!

See gay, five, fife, men, laurent

4.

(feef)

-verb, noun

1. The act of playing any FIFA videogame in an extremely competitive manner while drinking excessively.

2. A social event between friends which usually ends up with a lot of frustration, yelling, cursing, and extremely painful physical contact with the opponent's genitalia.

-Past tense

FIFed

"Hey! After work you want to come over and FIF?"

"Last night I killed Conor in FIF."

"THAT'S IT! IF YOU HIT MY NUTS ONE MORE TIME IM NEVER FIFING WITH YOU AGAIN!"

See fifa, feef, soccer, fif, futbol

5.

Fuck it's funny.

The main idea was to get rid of 'lol' (laugh out loud).

So 'fif' was born.

I say: use it instead of 'lol'. FIF!

See lawl, rofl, lol, etc

6.

When you count to five, you dont say, 1,2,3,4,5. You say, one,two,three,for, fiffffffffffffffff. So you plead the FIF Amendment. Or you will be home October FIFFFFF.

one, two, three, four, fiffffffffffffffffffff

See fif, fiffer, smooth, stryker

7.

FungusInfestedFreak, one who rips out their hair, scalp becomes overridden with Ring Worm and Lice. Infected individual loses aprox. 50 I.Q. points. Busts ass as much as possible. Thrives off of fecal matter.

Guy walks down the street, witnesses an individual rolling around in the mud ripping out their hair, screaming and ranting about how they did'nt get their pony for christmas as a kid.

Guy: "Man what the fuck is your problem you FIF?!"

FIF: "BONACA DELPHOCKA!"

See fif, fag, bum, freak, fungus, idiot, stupid, fucker, nasty