Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Anal Crater

1. A crater that forms in one's anus, usually from sticking foreign objects inside of it. Can you believe the anal crater that Marty ..

Mccrory

1. Black Irish person, who looks like an Oompa Loompa with no gag reflex. A McCrory out drank me but gave me an blowjob when I was passed ..

Mas Duro

1. Usually a girl tellin a guy while having sex to give it to her harder Ay papi damelo mas duro!!! See jacko..

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