Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Rofail

1. The act of rofl'ing at failure. Leet Gamer: Wow dude you suck, rofail Noob: stfu See rofl, fail, funny, rofail, win..

Emo Pudding

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Bro-fro

1. A massive head of hair resulting from lack of maintenance from a barber, stylist, or simply, a set of hair clippers. The individual who ..

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