Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Agco

1. After Google Check Out The Xbox controller is 24.99 AGCO. See acronym, sale, google, cheap, check out..

Young Cheddar

1. When you have recently recieved money, such as a paycheck. "Mayn, I just picked up some skrilla, thatz sum sik Young Cheddar"..

Zalco

1. Mirriam Webster Modern American Edition, pub. 2006, noun. adv. pron. "Zal coh," der. Latin: term for incompetence, ineptness, ..

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