Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Ziatch

1. It is a zigbee bitch. ie, when a zigbee device doesn't behave the way it is supposed to be. Comes from ziggbee and bitch. Put them ..

Costitude

1. A person who goes to Church and says that she IS a virgin...YET she is not. And it will COST her in the "end." Susie-Q..

The Junk

1. The epitomy of being sick, dope, or tight. Bruce Lee is the junk. See dope, tight, clean, the deal, hot..

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