Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Jungi

1. 1.An elite group or organization that symbolizes Justice and/or Greater Justice. 2.Followers of Jorge. Teh Jungi Pwned teh Spankers. ..

Darhead

1. the modern equivalent of a deadhead to the greatful deads except to the folk singer dar williams; an extreme fan of Dar williams The Da..

Tremendeuce

1. noun; A tremendous crap or bowl movement forced out of the anus. "You should see the tremedeuce i just took" "I must ta..

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