Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Zegan

1. One who's diet consists of strictly drinking only shampoo. I'm on that new zegan diet....everything tastes like soapy jizz. ..

Semen Par

1. When on the last hole of a golf course the winning player cum's into the hole following his shot for par. I shot a 72 last weekend..

W.o.a.

1. Wall of ass.Like when you walk into a room full of farts from old guys and dogs and such. Man i got in my grandma's car today and ..

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