Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Husbland

1. the dull, bored, boring man a young rebel becomes after years of marriage, due to a PMS wife, kids to raise, a mortgage to pay and the h..

Litres Per Minute

1. Litres of fluid sucked through a straw within a minute - you could use it as a measuring device for felching competitions - to establis..

Perstignant

1. someone who is persistently ignorant That dumb ass never be learning from his mistakes. He's perstignant See fool, dumb ass, hick..

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