Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Lollephoning

1. The act of prank calling someone for the lulz. Jimmy got so pissed when we were lollephoning him. See lulz, lol, rofl, roflcopter..

Quag Nut

1. A complete asshole/bitch. Very similiar to the word Dick wad. Everyone can be a quag nut at times. See dick wad, son of a bitch, mothe..

Nigel

1. Referring to an black man. Also shortend to nige. sup nige! 2. to be alone, to have no friends. Unlike loners, nigels do not CHO..

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