Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

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1. a character face much like ^_^or <_<or °_° or ˆ-ˆ etc its expression is that of worry or sympathy marymandolin: help I r dyingz!..

Vildge

1. A suburban village built under a large bridge. Where did you get your bling? In the vildge. See village, bridge, city, aquarium, puma..

Ate-a-cock

1. Fun way to say 8:00. SALLY: Hey, Sarah, what time are you and Jeff going out for dinner? SARAH: Ate-a-cock. See 77, disgraceland..

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