Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Fixation

1. mentally:when a person is obsessed with another person, inatimate object,or animal visually: staring at or gazing at something or in a..

Huangatang

1. A title reserved only for the most elegent members of the ape community. While they are highly aggressive and seek dominance in all situ..

Ursurp

1. To gain power or control over. Whitney totally ursurped Ryan and all he and the word "usurp" stand for...

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Fight The Turtle Edit Meaning