Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Ruskies

1. russian mafias '' Those Ruskies beat the ms 13 last year '' See ruskies, russian, gang, mafia, russia..

Muther

1. like mother but with a u instead of an o you muther fucker or you muther rapisthead See mother, mom, mum, milf..

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1. The one thing that stands between the masses and the ramblings of pre-pubescent, ghetto-homeboys. This title is easily obtained, but is..

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