Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Molesto Van

1. A 14 passenger van, with or without windows, that molesters use to pick up kids. "Hey, we are driving to the camp in molesto vans!..

Labia Menora

1. A Jewish Princess' pussy I went to the synagogue last night to piack up some Labia Menora See beef curtains, bologna drapes, puss..

Den Of Iniquity

1. an old school brothel yo, joe, lets go to the den of iniquity and get some bitches! See den, of, iniquity, brothel, harem..

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