Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

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Vivie

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Exam

1. A rather large test spawned from the deep fiery pits of hell. If one fails the exam, it is known to pull the grade down, therefore causi..

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