Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Ambitch

1. A portmanteau of ambush and bitch. To bitch about something when someone is least expecting it. When I showed my mom my report card, i..

Hailthymaster

1. An idiot, commonly seen on a forum. (See also: TK2A) You're as stupid as hailthymaster. 2. Hailtyhmaster: Hail Thy Master, Hail..

[alcohol]

1. A telescope into your sub-conscious. "I ate Jimmy? Woah I've been wanting to do that for months, thanks alcohol!" See p..

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