Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Great Falls, Montana

1. A place where you live when you have no coping skills. "Wow, the ER in Great Falls, Montana sure is busy for a Friday night."..

Yoo Joo Bush

1. a funny ass word that when heard will cause bodily secretions. Yoojoo said her name was Yoo joo Bush and I laughed so hard, I drooled o..

2maro

1. shorted version of the often mispelled "tomorrow", used in IRC or chat programs such as AIM/ICQ/MSN etc... "k dude, cya ..

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