Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

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Imb

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Mahoneys

1. White people. Neither derogetory or complimentary. Why? Well do you know any Black people named Mahoney? 'Nuf said. Guy 1-Yo, Wh..

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