Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

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1. oh my god rolling on the table falling on the floor laughing my ass off at you with tears in my eyes and peeing in my pants noob1: 0mg ..

Hoya

1. 1. Georgetown University mascot. The official explanation holds that there was a baseball team at Georgetown called the "Stonewal..

Ruby Nips

1. Nipples that are pinkish-red in color. Hey Brett. Remember Joanna? She had some ruby nips! See ruby, ruby nips..

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