Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

W.m.g.a.s.

1. "Watch me giving a shit" look at me while i give a shit about you say , do, think ,etc. A: I bought a new car... B: W.M.G.A...

Queertarded

1. when something is BEYOND gaytarded, it's queertarded. d00d 1: damn ! someone ate all my eggos... d00d 2: d00d, that is queertard..

Cold Blooded

1. a person/persons who is considered wrong for an action they committed Man, what you did to ole girl is cold blooded. 2. a woman who i..

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