Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Experienced

1. To get high on Marijuana, especially the herb that you get in the wonderful state of Vermont. Dan: Hey dude, after school let's go..

The Van Gough

1. while your victim slumbers get all your buddies to donate handfulls of Pubes. Mix pubes with super glue and smear on the poor guys chin..

+[__]::

1. A PSP made out of text. Person #1: Hey did you get a PSP yet? Person #2: Yeah, check it out! (+__::) Person #1: Awesome! See psp, te..

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