Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

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Roflsmlo

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Technophile

1. One who is obsessed with technology. That technophile has all the latest gadgets. 2. Someone who becomes sexual aroused while in the ..

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