Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Odan

1. Original Dumb Ass Narcisist I sat in that ODAN's office for 5 hours and didn't get a word in. That ODAN is such a self promot..

Yerag

1. A word you might mess up for yeah while being baked "You going to the movie?" "Yerag. Oh i mean Yeah" See yeah, y..

Liquor And Bicker

1. The act of getting drunk, calling your girlfriend/ boyfriend and arguing over nothing. Guy 1: Dude where have you been? Guy 2: ah Sall..

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