Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Yranoitcid Nabru

1. Urban Dictionary backwards. If you are reading this, then you are most likely bored to hell. Person: "I'm bored." ... ..

Empower Fc

1. Winning Soccer Team Dont worry if we are 2 nil down because we are Empower FC See winning, champions, unbeatable..

13373l2

1. Right now, I am 13373l2 than you my friend! big bigger biggest 1337 13373l2 1337357..

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