Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

1. Drooling face. Generally used by anime chatters. Girl: I have big boobs. = Guy: Can I see? =Q See anime, emoticon, face, weeaboo, wap..

A Mace

1. - A "Mace" is one who wishes to drink loads of tequila and pretend to be drunk, all the while formulating fake drunken stories..

Ussimb

1. Unfortunately Still Sleeps In Mother's Basement... a term used to describe people that argue over Star Wars themes, any form of inn..

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