Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Solo Sex

1. jacking off; getting down all by yourself; masturbating. "l'm pretty hrny. l'm gonna g ohave solo sex now." See ja..

Prebang

1. while on your snowboard you approach a jump. Your body is limp like a noodle as if to say I got this. (claiming the air before it happen..

Zipper Sparking

1. Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed. Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing the..

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