Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Misqueme

1. 1) to displease or offend "I'm pretty sure that comment would misqueme her." See offend, upset, insult, anger, annoy, i..

Roflcrackers

1. Even more awesome than lolsauce, normally combined with lolsauce to indicate unstoppable awesomeness That was so awesome I need to put ..

Set Miner

1. In Texas Hold'em poker, a Set Miner is one who plays mostly pocket pairs in the attempt to flop a set and bust an overplayed weaker..

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