Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

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1. when someone or something is more than just beautiful, having multiple descriptors such as talented, smart, funny, witty, creative, etc;..

Old Man Bitner

1. a faggot who presses charges if u walk by his house; also gets jumped by fetters old man bitner is a pussy..

Zillionaire

1. a girl from detroit that enjoys wild nights out dancing, nike dunks, dollar beer in any amount, making ultimate mixes, and fanny packs. ..

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