Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Vicious Vulva

1. When a woman has been so starved of sexual activity that her vulva turns so vicious that it will devour any man that gets close to it. ..

Zaiyan

1. see homosexual see fgt see faggot see gay Dude u r such a zaiyan, how can u like britney spears...

Totally Fish Tacos

1. an unreal, logic-defying event or situation that seems completely implausible or that has no correlation to the real world whatsoever. ..

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