Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Hickley

1. one who excels improvisationally, and who posesses extremely bedraggled yet erotic hairstlyle(s). see IMPROV, MAD IMPROV, NICKLEY, QUICK..

Some One-legged Hobo

1. Everyone's scapegoat. "Mr. Hearst, how could you?!" "I didn't shoot him. It was some one-legged hobo."..

Liver Slices

1. 1) the beat up pussy walls resulting from countless poundings of meat in taco. 2) the smell and color resembles liver wow Davey why&a..

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