Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

W4m

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Dip N Dive

1. This is when a man dips his erection into a meaty mexican dip and then dives his boner into a woman's cha cha. (Frequently observed..

Nochos

1. Having no nachos. A no-go on the nachos. Finding out that you can't have nachos. "Oh man... nochos." "Sorry, bro--..

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