Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Kimchi

1. noun, uncountable 1) a Korean hot-tasting dish made of pickled Chinese cabbage and other vegetables noun, uncountable 2) Unsolicited ..

The Captian

1. captain morgan woooo i had a party with the captain See elmo..

Fo Shizzle My Twizzlers

1. Similar to fo shizzle my nizzle, but WAY better. "YES, I finished my homework! Fo shizzle my twizzlers!"..

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