Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Klumper

1. to bounce rapidly on an obese womans chest while eating oatmeal during sex. I klumpered your mom last night, dude! See hump, oatmeal, ..

Hasmugola

1. the male reproductive organ known as the testicle Mr. Scharf is a hasmugola licker..

Schmunkey

1. A Hand Shaped into the form of a monkey making it into a hand puppet... Typically voice given is a high pitched Squeaky Voice Sue: Hi ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Fight The Turtle Edit Meaning