Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Vendent

1. To eat toner. Or, to rub toner on one's face. Don't vendent so much--it's not healthful...

Qwego

1. Skinny Penis, Pronounced "Kway-Go" haha, you have a qwego! See Willie 1. Skinny Penis, Pronounced "Kway-Go" hah..

Zuked

1. act of which a person leaves a hickey on another persons neck Sam zuked Mike. Mike ws zuked by Sam. That girl zuked him. See zuked,..

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