Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Leebrick

1. A gigantic and ugly residence hall at Kent Statethat is filled with single rooms. Those rooms are occupied mostly by people addicted to ..

Fffg

1. the federation of fat flat girls..(like the girls in my skool) damn that girl wanted me togo out wit her.. bad choice man she so ugly...

Noard

1. verb-- when you crash hard enough to put your teeth through your lip. i tripped and noarded across my kitchen counter See ouch, pain, ..

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