Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Ek Minute

1. A musical comedy in three acts written by celebrated playwrights Knickhill Ahnund and Uhmoogh Javanoor. The show premiered on Broadway o..

Mudnump

1. Black man with a smaller than average penis I was watching a porno the other day and there was this mudnump who was fucking the sexiest..

Utica Boiler

1. After eating only a chili diet for at least two days, you shit (which will be close to diarrhea) in a condom and put it in the freezer. ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Fight The Turtle Edit Meaning