Fight The Turtle

What is Fight The Turtle?

A slang term used to comically describe masturbation.

Johnny went to the bathroom to fight the turtle.

See beat off, masturbate, jack off, beat the meat

Ungry

1. When you are so hungry, and you type so fast that you forget the "h". A typo of the word "Hungry" Hljmp: Going to ..

Flashley

1. A girl named Ashley took nudes of herself and emailed to a male friend. That 'friend' took the ~pleasure in sharing the pictur..

Space-batin'

1. Masturbating to pictures in the photo albums of random people on myspace. I was bored last night on myspace and clicked on some random ..

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