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It's when you find out that she is a he.
I had a Bangkok surprise last night
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Farts that are frequent, unusually stinky, and often times accompanied by shit stains in your thong.
My wife has horse farts...
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An insult, typically meant to be worse than calling someone a pussy. Comes from the word coot+ mobile, meaning an extreme version (assho..