Fijian Mermaid

What is Fijian Mermaid?


1.

The act of using a tazer while in bed so that your partner flops around like a fish out of water, sort of like an electrically assisted donkey punch.

Dude, I was nailing Kim the other night and she wanted to try something different, so I pulled out the tazer and shocked her for a few seconds. She flopped around like a Fijian mermaid.

See sex, donkey punch, pain, kinky, mermaid


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