What is Fijian Mermaid?
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The act of using a tazer while in bed so that your partner flops around like a fish out of water, sort of like an electrically assisted donkey punch.
Dude, I was nailing Kim the other night and she wanted to try something different, so I pulled out the tazer and shocked her for a few seconds. She flopped around like a Fijian mermaid.
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Bristolian term originating from King Paul himself. Used to describe the dirtiest of dirty Bristolian girls.
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An extremely smelly eye-curling shit
Oh darling did you have to do such a yeast powder biscuit before our friewnds come round?
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