Filed Under “e”

What is Filed Under “e”?


1.

Expression mostly used by uneducated Anglophones, meaning “dead”. Heard after a few beers, in conversations held in the presence of French Canadiens. It comes from “filed under “H”, for history”, but with the speaker unknowingly believing that French “histoire” is spelled “E-stoire”.

I fucked her so hard last night, that her cunt is filed under E.

She filed herself under E after dropping the hair-dryer in the tub.

Startled by the heavy truck traffic, the rich bitch’s pink poodle darted towards the road; it was filed under E upon arrival at the Vet's clinic.

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