Filthy Crumpet

What is Filthy Crumpet?


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When you take a shit and have at least two guys ejaculate on it and stick it in the microwave.yum.

Lee: Hey Fred lets feed eD a filthy crumpet while he sleeps

Fred:Haha, yeah sure dude i have to like shit anyways.

Lee:and im horny as fuck

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