Filthy Crumpet

What is Filthy Crumpet?

When you take a shit and have at least two guys ejaculate on it and stick it in the microwave.yum.

Lee: Hey Fred lets feed eD a filthy crumpet while he sleeps

Fred:Haha, yeah sure dude i have to like shit anyways.

Lee:and im horny as fuck

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Liplaid

1. To make out with or kiss a person. The night wasn't a total bust, at least I got liplaid by that cutie from the cafe. See laid, m..

Hapyp

1. Feeling happy in your pants. So happy you can't even type properly. =D 1. My boyfriend makes me hapyp ;] 2. I just finished watc..

Pudladocious

1. goofy your boyfriend is a pud, or pudladocious. See pud, goofy, boyfriend, gay 1. goofy your boyfriend is a pud, or pudladocious. ..

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