Filthy Crumpet

What is Filthy Crumpet?


1.

When you take a shit and have at least two guys ejaculate on it and stick it in the microwave.yum.

Lee: Hey Fred lets feed eD a filthy crumpet while he sleeps

Fred:Haha, yeah sure dude i have to like shit anyways.

Lee:and im horny as fuck

See filthy crumpet, butt sex, anal sex, dirty dragon


99

Random Words:

1. The utter lack of interest that ensues shortly after downloading numerous, mind-numbingly worthless apps for an iPhone or similar "..
1. The badass dark green color that old British race cars were painted in the '60s You see that British racing green Jag? It was almo..
1. Someone who believes themselves well studied in the non-scientific study of vaginacology, typically by virtue of having seen so many vag..