What is Findeisen?
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A random exercising of one's vocal tract to produce an unorthodox sound in order to emphasize an urge, passion, or desire.
If one needed to move through a narrow path, primarily narrowed due to one's girth, a proper sound may be "MMMMMMMM!!"
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2.
An extremely eccentric, yet strangely lovable chemistry teacher.
That odd fellow with the strange wit is such a Findeisen.
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Sperm covered shit.  Jizz all up in the poop shoot; similar to a chocolate yodel.
There were jizzadoodles on the floor after he got a b..