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To Utterely and Irreversably fuck it up in the way only a child born out of wedlock could ever do.
I was having an intimate moment with..
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An individual that covers himself in cottage cheese and attempts to jump over homeless people.
Homeless guy: "man that curdy bum j..
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When trying to be something that you're not.
You think you're hot but you're so not that.
See poser, faker, wanna be, i..