Finger Me!

What is Finger Me!?

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When a person is too desperate to wait for their fuckbuddy, so they decide to stir their pussy yogurt with their clammy fingers.

Bitch 1) DAMNIT! JON! QUIT CLOSING THE FUCKING DRAWER ON YOUR PENIS!

Jon) Sorry, baby!

Bitch 1) (Rips off pants and uses the quintuplets to stir her pussy soup).

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