What is Finger Me!?
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When a person is too desperate to wait for their fuckbuddy, so they decide to stir their pussy yogurt with their clammy fingers.
Bitch 1) DAMNIT! JON! QUIT CLOSING THE FUCKING DRAWER ON YOUR PENIS!
Jon) Sorry, baby!
Bitch 1) (Rips off pants and uses the quintuplets to stir her pussy soup).
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A town of 5,000 people in the middle of fucking nowhere on the very tip (aka North Slope) of northern Alaska on the Arctic Ocean. It&apo..