Fingerfucker

What is Fingerfucker?


1.

One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.

1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.

See lazy, cheap, retail, obnoxious, habit, buy, handle, touch


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