Finnish Delivery

What is Finnish Delivery?


1.

Ejaculating on a fish, and then slapping a woman with said fish. Usually accompanied by the stating of the titular phrase.

Scene: HUSBAND comes home from work and kisses WIFE on cheek.

HUSBAND: Honey, why do you smell like fish?

WIFE: It definitely isn't because our Puerto Rican pool-boy gave me a Finnish Delivery.

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