Finnish Delivery

What is Finnish Delivery?

Ejaculating on a fish, and then slapping a woman with said fish. Usually accompanied by the stating of the titular phrase.

Scene: HUSBAND comes home from work and kisses WIFE on cheek.

HUSBAND: Honey, why do you smell like fish?

WIFE: It definitely isn't because our Puerto Rican pool-boy gave me a Finnish Delivery.

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Irenus

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Bushzilla

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Facemeat

1. Meat of such dubious quality it has to be from the face of an animal. Found in McDonalds food and eyebrow raisingly cheap meat from a su..

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