Fired The Manager

What is Fired The Manager?


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When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.

Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"

Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"

Sam- "dude, so what happened?"

Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."

Sam- "righteous man, righteous"

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