What is First Impression Shirt?
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the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression
I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.
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A gaping vagina that makes deep bass-like noises.
How was sex with that chick last night?
Great, up until I heard her Vaginal Tuba.
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When you quit smoking, the tumultuous exchange of your sphincter with the world.
As the marching band passed by, he reared up and blew ..
