Fisherman's Tale

What is Fisherman's Tale?


1.

To ejaculate under a girls' nose. Then hold her mouth shut so she cannot breath, which forces her to snort said ejaculate through her nostrils.

My father used to be a shrimp boat captain. He's always giving people the fisherman's tale.

angry dragon

angry pirate

pearl necklace

facial

strawberry shortcake

See angry dragon, angry pirate, pearl necklace, facial, strawberry shortcake

2.

A quick response when someone is telling a story (lie) about anything (usually about fish or sex).

Poser: "Dude, I was at this party and I hooked up with three of the cheerleaders from school! You should have been there!"

Dude: "Oh fisherman's tale. You couldn't hook up with any of the geeks as opposed to three of the cheerleader. Poser."

See lie, liar, fish, sex, story, poser, party, alcohol


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