Five

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What is Five?

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1.

Military Intelligence, Section 5, or MI5, the British Security Service, as shown in the TV show "Spooks" (called "MI-5" in U.S. broadcasts). Responsible for counterespionage and domestic security, roughly analogous to the FBI. Based in Thames House on Millbank, London.

That guy in the suit is in Five, I'm sure of it. See how he's looking at us?

See agency

2.

To give, hand or pass something from one person to another (because your hand, which you use to pass the thing, has five fingers)

Man, this food has no flavor. Could you five me the salt?

3.

to five someone is to replace a real number in your phone number with the number 5 when you don't really want to give out your number

-"Ew that dude was really lame..i can't believe i gave him my number"

-"Ohh man you should've fived him!!"

See ditch, lie, avoid, reject

4.

fiive: fi-iive, fiii-ve

means: "five bullets and your dead"

famous words from the notorious yet dangerous dz

"shit man ive just been fived"

dam u dead

See five

5.

A sickening excuse for a television channel, broadcast terrestrial in the UK and via cable and sattelite everywhere else.

Five likes to showcase programmes about freaks. It will claim that they are documenting the struggle for a normal life of some two-headed girl, or guy with 10 legs. In fact, five is just exploiting the fact that people like to look at people with serious deformities, in a way they can tell themselves is acceptable cause it's a "documentary".

Five also shows old movies during the day that nobody wants to watch, and occasionally a good on like terminator.

John is 35 years old, overweight, bald, unemployed, and hasnt had sex in 9 years.

John sits at home on tuesdays and watches the afternoon movie at 14:00 on Five.

John realises how loser-y he is later that day, so he switches on the TV and watche a "documentary" called "the guy with a tricycle for an arm" on five; which makes him feel better about his own life, although watching Five made him feel slightly dirty and unclean.

See tv, five, freak, freaks, chanell, cable, satellite

6.

A completely average woman on the guy rating scale. She can be neither cute or ugly, shes just a 5.

Can also be used to describe a boyfriend/girlfriend that you're using to pass the time until a good one comes along.

Glen: Man dude, are there ever any cute chics in this place?

Walter: Nah man, this place is always full of fives!

Lloyd: Yeah, I've really been thinking about getting serious with my chic dude...

Walter: What?! You know that chics just a 5 man, even you can do better.

See 5, five, gerald, yo mama

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