Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

[nicolson]

1. an incredible looking god of sex, known to most women, but definately unattainable because of his devotions to his lover "i totall..

Quinton Moore

1. Penis face; also see Silly Goose... or maybe just goose. JK! OMG SDFKSDFJDS HAX0R!! You're a Quinton Moore. See Myo 1. Penis fa..

Quirp

1. A very sleazy pussy fart Man I just quirped in his face. 1. A very sleazy pussy fart Man I just quirped in his face...

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