Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Bucl

1. (n) something sexual; an awkwardly sexual moment "dude, i air humped this girl and it was a total bucl" See bucl, sex, hump..

H.o.g.

1. Heavily Obese Girl She usually has alot of confidence and doesnt think she is "that big." Often seen squeezing into clothes t..

Turtlefuck

1. A fuck done in the style of a turtle. Meaning in a shell. A turtlefuck is a little-known sex position that is slightly more complicated..

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