Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Infilerate

1. Slang word for sex. Intercourse. To sleep with. Hey you! Infilerate me. See sex, procreation, fuck, hit, tap..

Uno De Juno

1. A holiday in which you goto Chipotle on June 1st, play uno, and eat guacamole & chips. Person 1: Dude, are you ready for Uno De Jun..

Ugly Toes

1. (n) crystals toes, the toes of crystal, Alien like feet. I think crystal has cute feet! NO SHE HAD UGLY TOES See ugly, toe, alien, fe..

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