Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Mud Trumpet

1. When a girl is licking your ass and you fart in her mouth blowing her cheeks fill up with ass air making it look like she is playing you..

Spellchecker

1. A useful tool that way too many people do not, but should be, taking advantage of. spellcheck, n00b, lazy, ignant, wtf Gaaah, uuhhh...n..

Zagnuts

1. a person who has large, veiny balls That girl sucked my zagnuts..

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