Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Zebu

1. a mystical flying bovine native to mongolia relative of penguin me and my girlfriend tried the zebu position last night See llama, boj..

Emotipenis

1. A textual representation of a penis added to the lexicon of "smiley" emoticons. Look at my emotipenis! 8=====0 See genital..

The Wo

1. The one whose might is only exceded by his hate of breathing things. Noted as the King of No Shirt in prestigious circles. "Hey i..

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