Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Hamous

1. Anyone that wears a pink shirt,drives and extreemly over done up car, listens to rapand doof doof dance music or belives that calling on..

Your Mother's Stank Vagina

1. Man this shit fucking STINKS!!!!!! oh god, who the fuck farted..

Anti-dank

1. The complete opposite of the adjective 'dank', to describe something that is severely not cool, not legit, and not in any way ..

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