Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Disophony

1. A lengthy aural abbrasion that shit gooseDJ's set was a fuckin' disophony See cacophony, rubbish, shit goose..

Jerking Off

1. 1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males. 2. To procrastinate. 1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy! 2. "O Lord, do..

Noob Sauce

1. being totaly new at somthing and being really bad at it too i faced this one noob in paintball and i totaly wasted him.. but it was fuc..

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