Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Ible

1. (adj.) Clever but lazy. See Nick 2. a suffix added to a root word. If the rootword is a complete word add -able if it is incomplet..

V4l

1. V4L means Virgin for life. also a sign you can make with your hands. put up to fingers to represent a v as in virgin. then put up 4 fing..

Quasmodic

1. An adjective used to describe something that is interesting, yet nerdy. Such as science fiction, electronic, and fantasy related. Can be..

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