Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Nowai

1. A substitution for the words "No way" Person #1: I just defeated that monster! Person #2: orly Person #1: yarly Person #2:..

Overchay

1. Fake, phony, ridiculous, silly. Sometimes shortened to chay. Used primarily as an adjective, it can also be used as a verb and noun, a..

Utah-flavored Cracker

1. a very white Mormon person who hates gays and anybody who is different in any way Even in San Fransisco won't talk to gay people, ..

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