Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

1. Queer Magnet; a sexy, highly desired (by straight men) woman, who happens to be bff with many homosexual men. i.e. the gays cum-a-runni..

Gouv

1. 1 A term of affection 2 an insult 3 a way to make fun of a historical figure in american history 1 Aww I love u gouv! 2 Duh! Dont ..

G.o.v.

1. Government Owned Vehicle as opposed to POV (Privately Owned Vehicle) Airman: Lets take the GOV to the BX. NCO: No, that's bad new..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Five Finger Massage Edit Meaning