Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Kerschwink

1. A noise used in chatrooms by my friend as a boot noise Annoyingguy101: yea, I just got this great new pokemon card...it's awesome!..

Kirch

1. To produce excrements in an accidental manner, esp. to piss/shit your pants Oh, shit... Sorry, Cuz; Didn't mean to kirch all over ..

Oro

1. When your really confused or hit and act like kenshin himura. Kenshin beats Saitou Kaoru: Im sooo happy u won (Hugging him tightly) K..

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