Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Zone Of Interest

1. The genitals or genital region of a human female. Usually refers only to that of an attractive woman; homely women are typically said to..

Zweifach

1. the funny fam. older brother (ben) with big lips. also a beast at baseball (and academics). younger sister (sarah) with a tiny body but ..

Storing Tuna

1. An excuse for getting caught cheating When Jason came home at 5 a.m. and his wife wanted to smell his privates, he told her he was stor..

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