Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

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Qwertzy

1. someone who likes to suck cocks. Oral sex profesionnal. She's a qwertzy ! Man that chick just is the biggest QWERTZY in town ! ..

Quarter Pounder

1. A fat and meaty vagina. Large and thick labia minora and majora. Mary wasn't a typical teenage girl, she had quite the quarter po..

Ghonorrea

1. A venereal disease contracted by having unprotected sex with someone who isn't good at spelling. 2. A misspelling of gonorrhea. ..

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