Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Eadad

1. eadad or eat a dick and die. Person 1: Eadad. Person 2: What? Person 1: Eat a dick and die. Person 2: :( See dick, hate, eat, cock..

Rofl Omfg Nooblet

1. May be interrupted by a noun, pronoun, proper noun. 1. Haha you're an idiot noob 2. You're such a flaming noob rofl omfg Ry..

Sign The Lease

1. 1)to start a relationship; in the sense of a commitment 2)To have sex with someone Person A: "dude you have been all over that g..

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