Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

W00ty Mcw00t W00t

1. The McDonalds sell out of w00t It's Mac time now! W00ty McW00t W00t! 2. A variation of w00t. "I just beat Phazon in Metroi..

Kwality

1. Quality but with a K, usually meant to describe the opposite of something that is high quality. Man, those 5 dollar sunglasses you just..

Zappitude

1. The most powerful form of electrical or magical pwnage! Used mainly in the comic 8 Crazy Bits (8CB) by "Nortreil" on DeviantA..

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