Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Qbs

1. An acronym for "Quality Bullshit" Commonly used by academics to describe a piece of work produced on something they don&apos..

Quasiloid

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Quality Wood

1. An erection of exceptional intensity. Within seconds she had me sportin' quality wood. See erection, intercourse, tumescence, bon..

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