Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

1000 Bpm

1. diarrhea creating approximately one thousand splashes per minute Comin' at you (sic: toilet) 1000 BPM! See snaplingtons, diarrhea..

Gouche Burrito

1. An insult to someone who is gay or is just plain bugging the shit out of you. This may be followed by phisical contact wear you woul..

Portland Pull-start

1. A special treat native to Portland Oregon. This is best done on a fat girl you can trick into anal-play. The great thing about the P..

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