Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Nawb

1. nawb is another word for noob, or any other form of that word. Word thought up by Leedle and Methmaster from RuneScape. In making fun of..

Ninnywiffer

1. one who goes around smelling bike seats man i saw ronny up at the pool sniffin on some bike seats what a ninnywiffer See ninny, bike, ..

W00t W00ters

1. A variation on w00t, particularly when the w00ting is very intense and you are WINNARing in everything. <@thunder`mayhem> "O..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Five Finger Massage Edit Meaning