Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Zomb

1. a person who emulates the actions of a mute and will-less dead person in many or all aspects of their life. "My boy, Shoobie, knew..

Vancura

1. to be extremely sexy damn look at that vancura piece of ass! See vancura, van, sexy, kittens..

Backdoor Baron

1. A homosexual. Usually, When someone says "Backdoor Baron", they're talking complete man-slut. "Karama is a Backdoor..

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