Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Affus

1. Affus Main Entry: Af-Fus Pronunciation: A-fuss Function: noun Etymology: Latin afussa; perhaps akin to Old German fus Date: 1..

Cronked

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Rumble Pack

1. The act of doing a girl (or guy if thats what your into) either in the butt or simply from behind. During the act, the perpetrator takes..

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