Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Yeah Yup

1. it means yeah ;yes yeah yup i'm bored See yeah, yes, so, and, what..

Pittlefarting

1. wasting time hay bob qiut pittlefarting around See wasting time, timewaster, time..

Communist Manafisto

1. When pleasuring a woman via the hand, one forms a fist and puts the whole thing in. Dude, next time you fingerbang your feme, try the C..

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