Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Clatty

1. Glasgow slang for extremely dirty or slovenly. She was clatty or the house was clatty often derogetory term for low life woman ie.. cl..

Zitgainonthetoffle

1. When you have a big sore on the end of you cock. Man one morning I woke up and the was a huge Zitgainonthetoffle on the head of my cock..

Dirify

1. To make text all lowercase and convert spaces to underscores. i_have_been_dirified_fo_shizzle See pau..

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