Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

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1. Derived from the word cesspool. Having to do something or go somewhere that will cause you to have a large amount of stress in your life..

Obamabilia

1. The incredible amount of trinkets, hats, playing cards, flags, stickers, buttons, badges, etc., available, all featuring our esteemed 44..

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