Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Zussai

1. Someone that gets pwned so hard at poker and embarasses himself by going all in on a foolish crappy hand. Only to be pwned by a puncezor..

Motorbaiting

1. Motor boating a chicks tits while you are masturbating You motorbaiting son of a bitch! See motorbaiting, motorboat, motorboating, son..

Vagasaur

1. see also champu a vag so huge, it is of dinasaur size Man, that champu is such a vagasaur..

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