Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Grizzwald

1. a gram of any drug your trying to get fucked up with yo you think you can get me that grizzwald of yak later. See grizzy, grizwald, gr..

Sedate

1. To drug someone with a lot of medication. The doctor sedated the patient. See sedate, drug, medication, calm..

Mole-faggot

1. When you go behind your friends' backs and put your girlfriend first and have a huge mole that reminds people of the red circle off..

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