Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Nideous

1. adj. Someone with a nice ass and/or a big penis. Gooligymoo has is nideous..

Iasoma

1. acronym, meaning: "Identification And Spanking Of Multiple-art Asses". A: what was the name of the system? B: Iasoma A: wha..

Zomfgz

1. Zomfgz (zoh my fucking godzorz) is the neo generation zomfg invented by a jamerican cult in Tokyo. The word has managed to expand throug..

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