Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Your Nana

1. another phrase used instead of your mum ie1: hahahaha i did your mum noob. so what you idiot, i did your nana. ie2: sup boi. ..

Shit Turd

1. when a shit pebble turns into a turd wow, look at that shit turd in the toilet..

Kedlin

1. the itchy feeling you get around your ballsack and groin. i have some kedlin. ( as you scratch your nuts ). See ballsack, itch, groin,..

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