Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

W-lou

1. the well-known imaginary radio station that contains sporadically spouted trumpery by the one-and-only lou (of jer and lou). Trumpery to..

Zoofo

1. The piece of skin located between the top of a dogs bumhole and start of its tail. "Gee dad, the dog really split its 'zoofo&..

Nematocyst

1. 1. The stinging cell of a jellyfish Look! He's been impaled on a nematocyst!..

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