Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

Uncle Jesse Style

1. To sit backwards in a chair so that your stomach is against the chairs back. You may or may not cross your arms and put them on top of t..

Pitch A Duce

1. To take a shit Dude where is the bathroom? I've gotta pitch a duce. See Jason..

Bolmpher

1. 1. One who engages in sexual intercourse; one who bolmphs. 2. Someone (usually male, although a clitorus can bolmph too) who frequent..

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