Five Finger Massage

What is Five Finger Massage?

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

See whacking off, masturbation, waxing the weasel, beating off

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Vess

1. To investigate someone or something; an investigation. From "in-VES-ti-gate" and "in-VES-ti-ga-tion" That frie..

Happlez

1. A Group of Happy (AZN) Apples That Happlez really puts a smile on your face, ey? See happy, apple, azn, apples..

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