What is Five F's?
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The five stages in a successful relationship with a woman. They are: Find her. Feed her. Feel her. Fuck her. And forget her.
Marmaduke met Chloe. This was a standard five f's scenario.
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A man's take on 'dating' women...
1. Find em
2. Feel em
3. Finger em
4. Fuck em
5. Forget em
Man 1: Hey do you know the Five F's?
Man 2: Hell yeah...who doesn't?
Man 3: I don't...
Man 1 and 2: huh???!!!
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The act of having a girl on speed dial who is willing to have you skeet them on a moments notice.
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A phrase commonly uttered by pimple-faced fat boys who are unlucky in love.
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