Five F's

What is Five F's?

The five stages in a successful relationship with a woman. They are: Find her. Feed her. Feel her. Fuck her. And forget her.

Marmaduke met Chloe. This was a standard five f's scenario.

See sex, relationships, casual sex

A man's take on 'dating' women...

1. Find em

2. Feel em

3. Finger em

4. Fuck em

5. Forget em

Man 1: Hey do you know the Five F's?

Man 2: Hell yeah...who doesn't?

Man 3: I don't...

Man 1 and 2: huh???!!!

See four f's, dating, men, rules

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Easzomplicated

1. The combination of something easy and compilcated at the same time. "the internet is so easzomplicated!!"..

[cromited]

1. to cry so hard, you dry heave or vomit I had such a horrible day, I cromited myself to sleep last night See cromit, vomit, puke..

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