Five F's

What is Five F's?

The five stages in a successful relationship with a woman. They are: Find her. Feed her. Feel her. Fuck her. And forget her.

Marmaduke met Chloe. This was a standard five f's scenario.

See sex, relationships, casual sex

A man's take on 'dating' women...

1. Find em

2. Feel em

3. Finger em

4. Fuck em

5. Forget em

Man 1: Hey do you know the Five F's?

Man 2: Hell yeah...who doesn't?

Man 3: I don't...

Man 1 and 2: huh???!!!

See four f's, dating, men, rules

Uhu

1. lazy ass mispelling of uh huh, mostly used by the same retards and airheads who use lolz, kewl,wtf, teh, omg, dood, every other sentence..

[spoon]

1. 1. a part of the female body 2. a phrase used by certain females 1. Get off my spoons 2. Ive got a little spoon 3. Spoonsand cups S..

Man Dangle

1. The male genitalia. AKA cock, dick, rod, unit, shaft, the general, purple headed yogurt shooter, and penis. Her eyes widened when she s..

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