What is Five-finger Love Ring?

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Knuckledusters

Brian: 'E was messing' abaht wiv me bird so I put on me five-finger love ring and gave 'im one on the kisser.

Theodore: Oh I say, what a jolly wheeze.

Brian: Yeah, (heh heh), there was blood and teef everywhere. 'E was in 'ospital fer a mumf.

Theodore: Oh Brian, you're so - (sigh), so *brutal*!

Brian: Yeah, yeah, don't get all soppy on me or I'll give you one too.

Theodore: (swoons and faints in delight)

Brian: Jesus H. Christ! If you weren't me bird's bruvvah...

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