What is Fjord?
1.
(fyôrd, fyrd)
n.
A long, narrow, deep inlet of the sea between steep slopes.
hey dude, Pammy was in the pool, her damp gash was like a fjord!
2.
The act of crossing a fjord by way of walking, running, hopping or jumping on fallen trees and rocks.
The troubled child found fjording a nearby creek to be a rather enjoyable and uplifting hobby in the wake of his depression.
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3.
A long, narrow, deep inlet of the sea between steep slopes, usually pined for by the Slumbering Norwegian Blue Parrot.
Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
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4.
A word used to break an awkward silence. Fjord has no real meaning.
(silence)
Frank - FJORD!
Bob - Oh hey thanks for breaking that silence.
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5.
Slang term for a homosexual or faggot.
"Damn, that guy is quite a fjord"
"Look at that fjord"
"That guy is deffinitly a fjord"
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