Fjord

What is Fjord?


1.

(fyôrd, fyrd)

n.

A long, narrow, deep inlet of the sea between steep slopes.

hey dude, Pammy was in the pool, her damp gash was like a fjord!

2.

The act of crossing a fjord by way of walking, running, hopping or jumping on fallen trees and rocks.

The troubled child found fjording a nearby creek to be a rather enjoyable and uplifting hobby in the wake of his depression.

See fjord, creek, hop, skip, jump, river, tree

3.

A long, narrow, deep inlet of the sea between steep slopes, usually pined for by the Slumbering Norwegian Blue Parrot.

Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

See fjord, parrot, monty python, norwegian, ford

4.

A word used to break an awkward silence. Fjord has no real meaning.

(silence)

Frank - FJORD!

Bob - Oh hey thanks for breaking that silence.

See fjord, random, silence

5.

Slang term for a homosexual or faggot.

"Damn, that guy is quite a fjord"

"Look at that fjord"

"That guy is deffinitly a fjord"

See fag, gay, homo, fruit, butt pirate


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