What is Flame Retarded?
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A name given to one who is 100% incapable of starting a campfire without the use of gasoline or any other highly flammable item other than wood.
Get out of the way, man. Let me get this fire going. I'm pretty sure you're flame retarded.
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Completely lacking in athletic ability and all areas of life, has an I.Q. of 4 and enjoys alaskan pipelines; see related: douche bag, co..
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A shower that is unaware of the subtle shadings of temperature between scalding hot and freezing cold.
Scalded pink then frozen to deat..
