Flame Retarded

What is Flame Retarded?


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A name given to one who is 100% incapable of starting a campfire without the use of gasoline or any other highly flammable item other than wood.

Get out of the way, man. Let me get this fire going. I'm pretty sure you're flame retarded.

See flame, fire, retard, retarded, wood, bonfire


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