Flamper Edit Meaning

1.

The place where your hamper should be, as well as the place where your clothes are, when you are too much of a slackassto finish the laundry.

Warning: The use of this term may induce assault.

Husband: "Sweetheart have you seen the laundry basket? Nevermind, I'll just leave these socks in the flamper."

Wife: WHAM-O!

See floor, hamper, laundry

2.

A big pile of dirty clothes on the floor, or simply using the floor to store dirty clothes

I threw those jeans on the flamper.

See hamper, floor, clothes, dirty, floorage, floordrobe

3.

A floor used in place of a hamper.

"Hey, get your clothes off the flamper!"

See hamper, floor, clothes, dirty, laundry