What is Flanby?
1.
A man of great wisdom and integrity whose appreciation and application of the English language is paralleled only by his unprecedented soccer skills.
Flanby once knocked a bitch down with a goal attempt causing me to laugh until milk came inexplicably gushing from every orifice of my shuddering form.
2.
A boy from brisbane with a close connection with sheep, and those who keep sheep. Flanby often flaunts his vast vocabulary and affinity with correct spelling, and has been known to hurl forks.
When Elux wrote Flanby's definition, she was worried that she would make a spelling error, thus causing Flany to chase after her with a fork.
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3.
Male of Brisbane origin, with an amazing vocabulary and a tendency to want to be correct.
'Flanby was stubbon and wouldn't believe Foobs' explanation for their existence'
4.
Male of Brisbane origin, with an amazing vocabulary (sesquipedalianism) and a tendency to use the correct spelling for the word 'stubborn'. Desire to be correct is made manifest in a variety of mediums (including farcical dictionaries).
Flanby exfoliated the blatant spelling inadequacy present in the definition of his very name, by presenting an alternative definition which was really just a piece of satire.
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