Flapinese Edit Meaning

1. The torture felt while listening to Obama attempt to speak without using a teleprompter. Dude, I'm calling the ACLU because my ear..

1. when a woman gets an erection oh my god Annece that Nathan kid just gave me the biggest verector. I think im going to go to the bathroo..

1. Bestest Vodka ever. Makes Smirnoff seem like concentrated urine. "This stoli is damned expensive, but shit, it's fucking ace...