Flard Edit Meaning

1.

(adj.) A state which is neither flacid nor hard.

(n.) A penis which is neither flacid nor erect, but rather somewhere in between.

I had a great stiffie, but an ugly girl walked in and it became flard.

See genitalia, phallic, drugs

2.

a combination of fat and lard, to describe any excesively large person or animal.

My mother in law is a flard.

See fat, lard, gross, obese, large

3.

a combination of lard and fat

I need to exercise to get rid of this flard.

See Kelly

4.

a term used when one is dissatisfied at something or someone

Also a term used to convey general annoyance

"oh Flard","Flard I forgot to wash the car"

See annoyance, anger, irritation, flardy

5.

The color between green and purple.

The color of the door is flard.

See flard, color, green, purple, gross

6.

Acronym: F.L.A.R.D., meaning Face Like A Robber's Dog.

She's a right Flard