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A bearded dragon (lizard) with a hemi-penis that enjoys getting stoned and eating lettice.
Man peaches totatlly fucked up that cricket...
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When a woman has been so starved of sexual activity that her vulva turns so vicious that it will devour any man that gets close to it.
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Step One: Steal your friends phone and run into the other room(don't let them know)
Step Two: Go into their contacts and pick some..
