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The magic 8 ball is a sphere shaped contraption that has a many sided die in the center which gives answers to many yes or no questions...
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Short stack, chocolate chip pancakes from any diner
Me: Can I have some fucking pancakes please?
Waiter: Short stack chocolate chip?
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When somethings so funny you laugh so hard and shit yourself.
Jimmy was constipated til Ryan gave him a heavy dose of Laughsative.
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