Flasturbating

What is Flasturbating?

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

See masturbate, flasturbate, fart, flatulate, whack off, beat off, jack off, jerk off, whack it, beat it, jack it

Hairy Faced Whore

1. Before you have sex with a girl you must shave your pubes and then keep them in your hand. After cumming on her face, throw the pubes on..

Glord

1. Short for gaylord. i.e. "That dude is a massive Glord." See gaylord, gay, lord, gaygod..

Drunken Pillow

1. After a night of heavy drinking with your friends. You find yourself in a horizontal position discovering that the chick on top of you i..

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