Flasturbating

What is Flasturbating?

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

See masturbate, flasturbate, fart, flatulate, whack off, beat off, jack off, jerk off, whack it, beat it, jack it

Crazier Than Tom Cruise

1. pretty fucking crazy because ever since he started getting old and losing his mind, tom cruiseis totally freakin nuts!!! guy one : dude..

Crankin' Dogs

1. When one has gas, producing flatulance that sounds like barking dogs. My god, I'm never eating Vito's meatballs again. I was ..

Fan Boy

1. see fanboy. 2. See sonyroolz Sonyroolz needs to shut the f*** up. 3. This term refers to depictions in early Hollywood movies where..

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