Flasturbating

What is Flasturbating?

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

See masturbate, flasturbate, fart, flatulate, whack off, beat off, jack off, jerk off, whack it, beat it, jack it

Ewer

1. A pimple near the sphincter, that has been neglected and is slowly turning gangrenous. The ewer on butt is really sore. See pimple, zi..

Zeeks

1. Something that is beyond the average "cool" or "awesome". - "Ezekiel, I just won $250 Million Dollars!!!"..

Lustgarten

1. 1. low quality pornography with a high grade musical counterpart. 2. The Highest Pinnacle of Human Achievment 1. Let me double click t..

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