Flasturbating

What is Flasturbating?

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

See masturbate, flasturbate, fart, flatulate, whack off, beat off, jack off, jerk off, whack it, beat it, jack it

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