Flasturbating

What is Flasturbating?

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

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Indefagitable

1. Incapable of being or becoming gay. Sorry dude, I'm indefagitable. Go find someone else to hit on. See Ben..

Red Rocket Maintenance

1. the act of a male masturbation john" why were you late to work" rich" oh i had morning wood and had to perform some red..

D.i.b.s.

1. DIBS stands for dick in butthole syndrome. It is a bacterial desiese that starts with a soar throat and eventually forms a small dick in..

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