Flasturbating

What is Flasturbating?

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

See masturbate, flasturbate, fart, flatulate, whack off, beat off, jack off, jerk off, whack it, beat it, jack it

Ego-fart

1. Flatulence forced from one's body in a pompous, self-satisfying manner, without regard to the consideration of others. Although hi..

Lamb Hangings

1. See beef curtains. See Dave..

Gnome Hunting

1. the act of stealing a gnome from some ones lawn dude...i wanna go gnome hunting tonight See gnome, hunting, nome, stealing..

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