What is Flat As A Board?
1.
adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested
"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to
nail ."
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2.
a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases
hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!
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3.
no breasts
Sue was flat as a board so I
nailed her at my workbench.
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Random Words:
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Less than a half-wit. Would require two to make a half-wit, an idiot.
He's a total fool - a complete quarter-wit.
See moron, idio..