Flat As A Board

What is Flat As A Board?

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested

"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."

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a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

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no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailedher at my workbench.

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Pfunk

1. Parliament lights Lemme get'a box of pfunk's 2. pure funk, as in, the funk of Parliament -Funkadelic Knee Deep, Maggot Bra..

In Text

1. combination of the phrases "in touch" and "via text messaging". I gtg, but ill be in text. Im at work, i can'..

Zhrink

1. Your first Ed Bull and Vodka is a "drink", your eighth is a "zhrink" Hey gemme another zhrink! No way dude, you&ap..

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