Flat As A Board

What is Flat As A Board?

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested

"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."

See Jake

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

See jonathan

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailedher at my workbench.

See Jake

Vag Pat

1. noun A congratulatory, over-the-pants pat on the vag of a female. Much like a pat on the bum, but much more demeaning. Often used by d..

Dcpunk

1. A beautiful stud muffin! pooh..

Vladipusss

1. One stop shopping for all of your cybersex needs..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Flat As A Board Edit Meaning