Flat As A Board

What is Flat As A Board?


1.

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested

"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."

See Jake

2.

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

See jonathan

3.

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailedher at my workbench.

See Jake


11

Random Words:

1. A driver that listens to music at ear-splitting levels to either make up for the lack of conversation within a vehicle or just because h..
1. When a persons second toe is longer than their first toe. (first toe being the Big toe). The longer the second toe is the bigger the clu..
1. an ounce of weed customer: yo mayne how dat owski woski lookin dealer: u my homeboy so it'll be bout 65 See weed, marijuana, oun..