Flat As A Board

What is Flat As A Board?


1.

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested

"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."

See Jake

2.

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

See jonathan

3.

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailedher at my workbench.

See Jake


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