Flat Hats

What is Flat Hats?


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A bro type of white-trash, fake-skate posers who often shop at boardshops in the 909. They are virtually the same as bros, but focus on the boardshop attire. Their trademark is the baseball cap with the horizontally flattened bill. As idiotic as they look, they will floss this shit with an sissy-ass Active Ride Shop skate shirt and black socks. These types are usually loyal to one particular board shop, or they work there, thinking they have the best job in the world.

Man 1--I need some new kicks.

Man 2--Want to go to Active?

Man 1--Na man, there's just a bunch of faggot ass flat hats there.

See bro, skater, poser, emo, punks


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