What is Flazzlezorp?
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A lion/peacock/fish whose power over all is spitting out drinks at his/her competitors. A flazzlezorp can only live in the dishwasher (or the washing machine, but only on the first Tuesday of every month). Weaknesses include straws, towels, and heating lamps. Most commonly found in Finland or your dvd of Working Girl.
Oh my lord, Betsy, look at that giant flazzlezorp coming right at us!
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