What is Flerf?
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to use one's face as a toilet
I flerfed all over Nick Eyer.
Steven got a lap dance from a stripper and she flerfed all over him!
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2.
The name for cotton remnants that become wedged in your anal crevasse after wearing boxer shorts, or some other sort of undergarment.
Bob: "Why are you taking so long in there? I gots to make some clay!"
Jeff: " I'll be another few minutes, my Joe Boxers left a 10-footer of flerf in my ass!"
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When utilizing the latrine to deficate and it feels like your passing glass.
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deepthroat with the tongue on the balls and pull out when done while finishing on the forehead and smeared on like butter.
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