Floating Turd

What is Floating Turd?

A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.

That guy in IT, he's a real floating turd.

See geek, nerd, bore, loser, worthless

A party pooper. One who ruins the fun of things, like a little kid pooping in a bathtub.

SO we were kissing and then his GIRLFRIEND walked in and was like wtf man

::omg what a FLOATING TURD::

yeah i know right??

See party pooper, life of the party

Othershit

1. a person who always does something other than what they are supposed to do. Trey: Hey dawg, I am going to the Vanilla Ice Concert Mimi..

Quachee

1. 1. Sitting on the throne talking to Timmay 2. An act of defecating. 3. Releasing the chocolate dragon I can't talk to you right ..

Carsterbate

1. masterbating while driving in your car dude, i was so bored on my road trip that i just whipped it out and carsterbated..

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