Floating Turd

What is Floating Turd?

A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.

That guy in IT, he's a real floating turd.

See geek, nerd, bore, loser, worthless

A party pooper. One who ruins the fun of things, like a little kid pooping in a bathtub.

SO we were kissing and then his GIRLFRIEND walked in and was like wtf man

::omg what a FLOATING TURD::

yeah i know right??

See party pooper, life of the party

Irontam

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Zulty

1. good looking, gorgeous. that guy in those tight pants looks zulty. See cherry..

Virgin Beers

1. NAs (non-alcoholic) beers, or 'non-als'. Like their cousins the alcopops(a.k.a. poof juice), virgin beers are for the alcorex..

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