What is Floating Turd?
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A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.
That guy in IT, he's a real floating turd.
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A party pooper. One who ruins the fun of things, like a little kid pooping in a bathtub.
SO we were kissing and then his GIRLFRIEND walked in and was like wtf man
::omg what a FLOATING TURD::
yeah i know right??
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the pwnage way to say omg. if ure a loser. or really hardcore...
Farchy: hey Owen, i roflcoptered ure mom last night... again
Owen: zo..
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Defined in Wikipedia in June 2008 by African-American behavioral scientist and author Torrance T. Stephans, Ph.D.
Pronunciation: oh-bah..