Floating Turd

What is Floating Turd?

A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.

That guy in IT, he's a real floating turd.

See geek, nerd, bore, loser, worthless

A party pooper. One who ruins the fun of things, like a little kid pooping in a bathtub.

SO we were kissing and then his GIRLFRIEND walked in and was like wtf man

::omg what a FLOATING TURD::

yeah i know right??

See party pooper, life of the party

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