Floating Turd

What is Floating Turd?

A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.

That guy in IT, he's a real floating turd.

See geek, nerd, bore, loser, worthless

A party pooper. One who ruins the fun of things, like a little kid pooping in a bathtub.

SO we were kissing and then his GIRLFRIEND walked in and was like wtf man

::omg what a FLOATING TURD::

yeah i know right??

See party pooper, life of the party

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The Red Jelly Beans

1. what my psychiatrist made me promise to stop eating Ill let u figure out what they are..

'bate

1. the act of self pleasure. "the boy went to his roo mto 'bate" 2. abbreviation for Masturbate. see the new nude lohan ..

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