Floating Turd

What is Floating Turd?

A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.

That guy in IT, he's a real floating turd.

See geek, nerd, bore, loser, worthless

A party pooper. One who ruins the fun of things, like a little kid pooping in a bathtub.

SO we were kissing and then his GIRLFRIEND walked in and was like wtf man

::omg what a FLOATING TURD::

yeah i know right??

See party pooper, life of the party

Uberexic

1. too l33t to eat someone so 1337 that they never ever touched a piece of food she was so uberexic that she never ate once in her life, ..

[gunnie]

1. to vomit (generally alcohol related) "look out, he's going for a gunnie" See spew, vomit, blow chunks, throw up..

Koolio

1. the new "hippest" way to say cool(*lol), expecially when instant messaging! IM Conversation: monkeezrok: I got a new Guitar..

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