Flog The Dolphin Edit Meaning

1.

to violently wack off

Jims mom caught him flogging the dolphin

See bill gates

2.

1. verb

To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument

2. Flogging the dolphin

Masturbation

1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."

2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."

3.

Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off

You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!

See masturbation, jacking off, beating your meat, choke the chicken, wank