Floor Dump

What is Floor Dump?


1.

When intentionally or not, a turd misses the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning staff.

Upon entering the stall, Humbult realized to his dismay that the last patron had not aimed sufficiently, and that he had not aimed his foot sufficiently either, landing into the waiting floor dump. Glancing down at the human feces in his treads, and faced with the possibility of cleaning it out, he wondered whether it would be better to just throw away the shoe. But then realizing that he would waste two good shoes, he made the tough call to clean it out with his fingernails and a folded up receipt.

See dump, feces, poop, toilet


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