What is Floor Humper?
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A Neoconservative. One who accepts the RNC talking points without question. From an advertisement which appears on most right-wing blogs: a muscular man claims you can "master your body weight" via exercises that appear to involve humping the floor.
I knew I was making a good political point when all the floor humpers started calling me a libtard.
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a person that dances low to the ground is said to be a floor humper
hey look at jayde she is such a floor humper
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