What is Mudface?
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A mudface is something that only a very sick or filthy woman would let you perform. The quintessential smut peddler's paradise. It involves showering a bitch's mush in shards of gooey shite, preferably with the velocity of a shart. Once applied, the woman leaves it to dry on her face before flaking it off like mud and using it to top a cappuccino.
Pascale "So are you gonna give me a mudface or what?"
Me "Umm, do we have to? Can't we just make normal love?"
Pascale "Are you gonna dump on my face or am i going to have to try and shart on my own face?"
Me "OK, here comes the dumper truck..."
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Doin the deed with the old grey haired ladies in the election booths. All you can see from the outside is grey hair bobbin up and down.
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