Floor Kisser

What is Floor Kisser?

A guest on the Maury show, who, after finding out they did not correctly identify the father of their baby, falls to the floor face down.

Maury: Johnathen, you are NOT the father.

Rhonda: NO! *falls to the floor in frusration*

Johnathen: *cheers* YEAH! I'm not the daddy!

Steph at home: Rhonda here is a floor kisser.

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