What is Flores?
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A Flores is a person who joins the army for all the wrong reasons, and ends up sleeping underneath a set of stairs due to severe depression. You can spot a Flores very easily by noticing the black ink stains around one's mouth, the hispandex on the legs, and the name tape strategically placed in the wrong location.
You want to go to Office Max? I feel like pulling a Flores.
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When your girl is menstruating heavily, and halfway through taking a huge shit (preferably soft serve diarrhea) insert a flexible straw ..
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when something bad has hAPPNED TO YOU OR SOMEONE.
ive just lost my job you would say blunga dunga
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