What is Flores?
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A Flores is a person who joins the army for all the wrong reasons, and ends up sleeping underneath a set of stairs due to severe depression. You can spot a Flores very easily by noticing the black ink stains around one's mouth, the hispandex on the legs, and the name tape strategically placed in the wrong location.
You want to go to Office Max? I feel like pulling a Flores.
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