Fluff Your Garfield

What is Fluff Your Garfield?

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"

"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

Junk Wad

1. to eat a mans cum while eating m & ms. Neal:she was such a hoe i junk wadded her. Joe:what kind of m & ms? Neal: the peanut o..

Zentmire

1. One of your friends who always hurts his or her face when they're drunk. Dude, he is the group zentmire. See hurt, face, z, funny..

Shouldercock

1. When you're looking at something while sitting, a friend comes over to stand right behind you with his crotchal region at shoulder ..

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