Fluff Your Garfield

What is Fluff Your Garfield?

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"

"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

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1. N.; A young chinese man's penis. It looks like a penis . . . but smaller! It must be a Zhang Wang!..

Ask Me Arse

1. See also Ask Me Bollix Irish turn of phrase conveying complete and utter distain towards someone. Can also be used as a dismissive te..

Fiar

1. A person that is a fucking liar! Dude, Jim is such a fiar, he's never gotten laid. See Andrew..

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