Fluff Your Garfield

What is Fluff Your Garfield?

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"

"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

Jizzmonster

1. A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair ..

Oreo Crackers

1. Group X sings about these said oreo crackers. Comes from Oreo cookies, probably so they wouldnt get sued. ''Put down the oreo..

Cord Longenberger

1. 1) Coolest kid this side of the Susquehanna. 2) Most awesome mother fucker around. Yo Nigs! Look! It's Cord! He's so cool..

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