Fluff Your Garfield

What is Fluff Your Garfield?

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"

"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

Speaking Belgian

1. To belch a lot and/or to speak while belching. Scotty Evil is great at speaking Belgian. Last week, he read Genesis Chapter One while ..

Misconstantuate

1. Verb; to collapse internally. It is often used in connection with the Javiscone. Whenever a Javiscone collapses (often due to Nanoscone..

Raptuie

1. When in the bath tub soaking in your own filth. You let a fart go and just before it hits the surface of the water you bite it. Man I ..

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