Fluff Your Garfield

What is Fluff Your Garfield?

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"

"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

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1. like telling someone to go fuck themselves...but much much worse...because you only say it girls. No she didn't give me the job. w..

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Example of one spin on a roulette wheel. John Bet $30 on black, and $20 on 36. Brandon bet $50 on 2nd twelve. Steve bet 100$ on red. Bal..

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