Fluff Your Garfield

What is Fluff Your Garfield?

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"

"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

Master-blaster

1. A bad-ass handgun, like a .357 Magnum or Desert Eagle .50 cal Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead ..

Teitzel

1. aka, awesome or one who makes shoes from the faces of small children yo...this chick be teitzel...nah mean See awesome, nixon, childre..

Missioning

1. To be totally focused on one goal whilst under the infuence of narcotics, to the possible detriment of personal health, social standing ..

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