Fluffer Gnomes

What is Fluffer Gnomes?

The mythical source of morning wood, the appear singing a tune and help you get erect with their gnomey mitts.

I was visited by the fluffer gnomes last night... and now I've got a huge boner in the morning.

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Guff-cack

1. Something, someone or situation is sub-standard or poor. That film was guff-cack See rubbish, poor, inadequate, terrible..

Offed

1. to offed someone is to have killed him. Yo, Dre offed Craig last week. 2. get rid of, throw away, toss, kill He offed his gun before..

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