Fluffer Gnomes

What is Fluffer Gnomes?

The mythical source of morning wood, the appear singing a tune and help you get erect with their gnomey mitts.

I was visited by the fluffer gnomes last night... and now I've got a huge boner in the morning.

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Youtube Lunch

1. Watching videos on Youtube, or any general internet time wasting in a lunch break. Elliot: Fancy going for a pizza? Raplh: No, i'..

Jaxor

1. To masturbatefiendishly. i.e. like a monkey. JC: Did you jaxor already? 4am critic: Yeah, it was gooooood...

Yes-i

1. A person who superficially affects the perceived mannerisms of a Jamaican Rastafarian, despite having no connection to either Jamaica or..

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