Fluffer Gnomes

What is Fluffer Gnomes?

The mythical source of morning wood, the appear singing a tune and help you get erect with their gnomey mitts.

I was visited by the fluffer gnomes last night... and now I've got a huge boner in the morning.

See morning, wood, gnome, fluffer, erection

5:05

1. a state of sexual excitement/frustration When I go out with Janet, it's 5:05 all night long...

Dirty Bonher

1. Popular act in which a sexually aroused male ' accidentally ' bumps into the backside of a female. Man dude,look at that ASS!..

On The Jacob

1. When someone is doing an act behind their bf/gf's back. I didn't know she had a boyfriend, so the door I pointed her to I sa..

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