Flumping

What is Flumping?


1.

A fetish. Having a fat person grab their gut and slap you with it.

The flumping king flumped me last night.

See belly flop, flumped, flumper

2.

The act of two obese people having sweaty, fatty sex. Generally accompanied by the flat sound of skin flapping against skin, as well as by general walrus-like bellowing.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep at all cause my roommate was flumping that fat chick all night long"

See fucking, porking, sexing, boning

3.

To recieve felatio whilst taking a dump.

I was flumping that Doris last night.

I was on the Gary getting flumped.


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