Flushing, Michigan

What is Flushing, Michigan?

1.

A small hick town most often referred to as "toilet town" by neighbors, where citizens pride themselves on making obscene amounts of money, while being so socially sheltered that it is difficult to mesh in normal society. Lots of cornfields, minivans, a.y.s.o teams, drugs, and adulterous marriages.

pete: "where are you from?"

sarah: "flushing, michigan"

pete: " oh, toilet-town, huh? we kicked your asses in football. And I think your mom's screwing my dad."

See adultery, hick, money, sheltered
57

Random Words:

Herim
1. One word, gender non-specific third-person singular pronoun for English, when used as the object of a sentence or phrase. Use instead o..
Read more
Redneck Air Conditioner
1. Underwear that has been dipped in water to be worn by itself while sitting in front of an electric fan. Tom said it was so hot yesterda..
Read more
Coolmedy
1. A combination of cool and comedy. The Pachanga Diaries is a compilation of several cool and funny aspects of life. It is a coolmedy web..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free