Flushing, Michigan

What is Flushing, Michigan?

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A small hick town most often referred to as "toilet town" by neighbors, where citizens pride themselves on making obscene amounts of money, while being so socially sheltered that it is difficult to mesh in normal society. Lots of cornfields, minivans, a.y.s.o teams, drugs, and adulterous marriages.

pete: "where are you from?"

sarah: "flushing, michigan"

pete: " oh, toilet-town, huh? we kicked your asses in football. And I think your mom's screwing my dad."

See adultery, hick, money, sheltered
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