Fly To The Moon

What is Fly To The Moon?


1.

An excuse, given for lack of a REAL excuse, normally used after ditching your friends at the last second.

See pull a nik.

(over the phone)

Guy 1: "Dude, where the hell are you? Are you coming over yet or what?"

Guy 2: "Sorry, I can't make it today."

Guy 1: "What?! Why the hell not?"

Guy 2: "I gotta fly to the moon."

Guy 1: "You suck, man."

See nik


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