What is Flying Buttress?
1.
The act of leaning forward over the toilet with one or more hands on the wall in front of you to support your weight while you attempt to urinate. This act is usually related to
"I had morning wood so bad that I had to pull a Flying Buttress when I went to take a piss."
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2.
A physical act that involves running at your target, usually another person, then jumping and twisting in such a way that your ass lands as high up on their body as possible (preferrably the face). This act can be performed from a higher location, such as a bench or car, in order to get your ass as close to the target's face as possible. The only requirements to qualify as a Flying Buttress are that your feet leave the ground, and that your ass hits the target before any other part of your body. A knockdown is considered a bonus.
Everyone feared Tony's Flying Buttress' because he usually performed them without pants.
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3.
A foursome with two women and two men where the men stand back to back hands raised above their heads grasping the each others hands for support. The women stand in front of both men and bend over and touch the floor. The men proceed to have sex with them from behind.
Hey buddy, if you are down I just convinced two girls to come home with us and rock out the flying buttress.
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4.
A sudden cramp of the rectum; a sphincter pincher; an introverted fart.
Tina let forth a flying buttress during her 6th period Biology class, hoping Nathan didnt hear.
5.
another phrase for the commonly used "i don't give a flying fuck"
Alex: You suck at putting on mascara.
Danielle:Shut the hell up, I don't give a flying buttress.
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