What is Fmie?
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fmie stands for the oFficial Mega bIll kaulitz fangirl placE and it is a magical castle in the clouds where the lemmings run free, smoking fine cigars as we post thousands of terrible anime drawings of german emo boys on deviantart.
it is a glorious place, and anyone who speaks of rammstein and bowie there will be punished by death. all day long we dance and sing along to songs from tokio hotel. we don't have a damn clue what the lyrics mean, but they sound nice so who cares if the song is actually about my little pony.
we have a widescreen tv there, 420 feet long and 69 feet high. the latest inuyasha episodes are played on it for the viewing pleasure of the fmie members, or Ryans as we like to call ourselves. the tv cost us a million dollars, but who cares? we get to watch INUYASHA!
the fmie library is full of manga, harry potter fanfics, warrior cats books, and of course books about tokio hotel. there are over 22 thousand books there, and absolutely none of them contain any references to david bowie. one of the tokio hotel books mentioned rammstein so we burned it in a fire while playing tokio hotel songs at a volume of 750 decibels. unfortunately, while doing this one of the Ryans fell into the fire. AnimeTigerGrl3488231 1993 - 2005, never forget
there is a private high school at the official mega bill kaulitz fangirl place, which offers 4 classes: history, anime appreciation, french, and advanced calculus. all of the school's 6900 students attend the anime appreciation class, leaving the others empty.
that, in a nutshell, is fmie. i hope you enjoyed this informative lesson.
now go play in traffic.
FMIE: All you need to know is that it doesn't concern you.
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A bunch of cunts who think there cool by trying to intimidate members on a virtual website. If they don't like you they threaten you by saying they have connections, as in marapets staff, and get you banned. They all consist of;
a.Fat short girl with acne that puts oversized bows in her hair
b.Tall pale girls that got picked on in highschool so they act like sluts and bitches on a website because they never stuck up for themselfs, and now are picking on 12 year olds on a virtual pet site.
c.The girl that never fit in and got rapped by old creepy uncle larry
See, these various outcast band together to come up with FMIE.
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A "secret club" on the virtual pet site, Marapets. Some older members enjoy talking pretentiously about it on the Forums as if they are better than others. Heaven help anyone who asks about it, because they are treated to smug prickish comments as if they are too stupid to be in on the secret.
I talk about FMIE on Marapets like it is some big deal. If you ask me about it, I will say "it doesn't concern you" and treat you like you are a five-year-old. LOL.
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A group of immature teenagers who surprisingly do not have any friends in real life and therefore spend approximately all of their time online, bullying younger kids on a virtual pet site to make themselves feel less unwanted by society. They desperately try to draw attention to themselves by creating dull inside jokes which mainly refer to overweight, ugly old men of whom belong to bands no one has ever heard of before. When put into a difficult situation on an online forum, members of fmie will simply reply with ‘I don’t care about the internet’, when on the contrary the dear internet is their only friend in this cruel world.
fmie is a secret group that no one can know about or join because you have to be a lonely ass hole to be let in on the big secret.
FAT OLD MEN LOL!!!!!
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A member of fmie will never attempt to bully someone or publish their opinions on their own because they know that they will be thrashed by many other members on the forums who think they are idiotic. However, behold! When a group of fmie members are online, they suddenly have courage to bully younger members and post moronic inside jokes as they have each other to back up their ridiculous views.
Fmie consists of:
-A bi-sexual 20 year old overweight woman who acts about 40 years old and believes that re-selling pixels is against the law. She thinks everyone loves her, when infact everyone hates her.
-An anorexic 16 year old girl how has fanny hair so thick that it gets in her way, can’t see where she is going, and is continuously falling over and injuring herself.
-Another obese teenager whose parents are divorced and she obviously does not get enough attention from her cunt of a mother as she likes to make fun of other members on a virtual pet site in hope she receives some attention.
-Alicia Robinson- A Scottish girl who looks like Gollum, however she believes that because she plays tennis, it gives her authority to make fun of members on a virtual pet site. Check out her facebook.
Etc etc
It is suggested that you do not attempt to make conversation with a fmie member, for you may be permanently stunned by their idiocy.
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A group of immature teenagers who surprisingly do not have any friends in real life and therefore spend approximately all of their time online, bullying younger kids on a virtual pet site to make themselves feel less unwanted by society. They desperately try to draw attention to themselves by creating dull inside jokes which mainly refer to overweight, ugly old men of whom belong to bands no one has ever heard of before. When put into a difficult situation on an online forum, members of fmie will simply reply with ‘I don’t care about the internet’, when on the contrary the dear internet is their only friend in this cruel world.
fmie is a secret group that no one can know about or join because you have to be a lonely ass hole to be let in on the big secret.
FAT OLD MEN LOL!!!!!
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FMIE is a group of members mostly over 18 who insult members on this virtual site called, "marapets". They make inside jokes about sex, rape, and old men. If you don't know what they are saying they will shun you. They think they are better than everyone, and often belittle people because they have nothing to better to do. The staff is in FMIE too, so if you argue with a member in FMIE you will end up with a forum ban or a site ban. Mostly it consists of a bunch of homosexual single atheists (their "god" is this guy name Blixa Bargled) pretending to be 18, while in reality they are 40 years old+.
(fmie member)- BEND OVAR
(other fmie member) ONLY IF YOAR TENT POLE IS UP FOAR ME.
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